Surviving Soccer Withdrawal—A Serious Medical Condition, According to Me!
The FIFA World Cup is over.
The stadiums are empty. The flags have been folded. VAR has finally stopped disturbing my blood pressure. My alarm no longer rings at strange hours, and I no longer need to pretend that watching two matches during office hours is “international market research.”
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially suffering from Soccer Withdrawal Syndrome—SWS.
There is no known medicine.
There is no vaccine.
The only proven cure is another major tournament.
Unfortunately, FIFA has not agreed to conduct a World Cup every six months just for my emotional well-being.
I have followed football since the 1982 World Cup.
I was born in India and now live in the United States, but football has followed me everywhere. Some people remember their lives through birthdays, graduations and anniversaries.
I remember mine through World Cups.
“That happened after Mexico 1986 but before Italia 1990.”
“We bought that house sometime between France 1998 and South Korea–Japan 2002.”
“Was that before or after Zidane headbutted Materazzi?”
This is how a proper football historian maintains his records.
In fact, Germany played Mexico on my wedding night.
Most newly married men spend their wedding night looking lovingly into their bride’s eyes.
I was probably wondering whether Germany should press higher or whether Mexico could score on the counterattack.
Fortunately, my marriage survived.
My wife learned very early that she had not married just one man. She had married a man, eleven football players, several substitutes, one nervous coach and a referee whom I would occasionally accuse of ruining our evening.
Some people remember their wedding through flowers, music and photographs.
I remember mine through Germany versus Mexico.
That is when you know football is not merely an interest.
It is a family member—an uninvited one that arrives every four years, takes control of the television and refuses to leave until the final whistle.
The 1982 World Cup introduced me to Paolo Rossi, Brazil’s magical football and the painful truth that the best-looking team does not always win.
Since then, every four years, I have reorganized my sleeping schedule, work calendar, family responsibilities—and apparently even my wedding night—around football.
The Symptoms Have Already Started
My family has begun noticing the warning signs.
“Why are you watching highlights from the 1986 World Cup?”
“Research.”
“Why are you watching Ecuador against Tunisia from twenty years ago?”
“Tactical research.”
“Why are you checking your passport?”
“Routine inspection.”
“Why is Google Maps showing train routes between Madrid, Lisbon and Casablanca?”
At that point, I quietly close the laptop.
Soccer withdrawal makes a man do strange things.
Yesterday, I opened the FIFA website hoping there might be another knockout round hidden somewhere.
Perhaps a secret quarterfinal.
Maybe a replay.
At least one controversial VAR hearing.
Nothing.
I even began rewatching old matches while pretending I did not know the result.
“Maybe England will defend properly this time.”
They did not.
“Maybe Brazil will not concede that goal.”
They did.
“Maybe Roberto Baggio will score the penalty.”
I had to turn the television off. Some wounds should not be reopened without adult supervision.
From Match Predictions to Household Confusion
During the World Cup, every day had a purpose.
Wake up.
Check the schedule.
Make predictions.
Annoy friends.
Watch the match.
Criticize the coach.
Praise the same coach twenty minutes later.
Blame VAR.
Post on Facebook.
Repeat.
Now I wake up and stare at the television like a striker waiting for a through ball that never arrives.
I tried watching regular television, but nobody was pressing high, tracking back or making an overlapping run.
I watched a cooking program and started analyzing the chef’s formation.
“Too many people in midfield. The onions need more width.”
During a family discussion, someone said, “Let us not make this an argument.”
I immediately replied, “Let VAR decide.”
This condition is getting serious.
Waiting for the Sons of Legends
Soccer withdrawal also forces us to think far into the future.
I am already wondering which country Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. will eventually represent at the senior level. He has several international connections, has represented Portugal at youth level and was born in California.
Naturally, I am hoping he chooses the United States.
Come on, young man! You were born here. We have a jersey ready for you. We will even allow you to shout “Siuuuuu!” after every goal.
Imagine Ronaldo Jr. leading the USMNT at a future World Cup.
The American commentators would spend ninety minutes explaining that his father was also “a pretty good player.”
Portugal would not be amused, but America would suddenly discover another historical reason why soccer was always destined to become our national sport.
Then we have Luca Zidane, son of the great Zinedine Zidane. He represented France at youth level before choosing Algeria for senior international football.
In my imaginary football transfer window, I would like him to move from Algeria back to France—not because it is realistically possible, but because football needs a little more drama.
Imagine the headlines:
ZIDANE RETURNS TO FRANCE!
French fans celebrating.
Algerian fans protesting.
Television experts shouting.
FIFA lawyers reading rule books.
And an Indian-born American sitting in California adding spicy masala to the entire controversy.
It would be France versus Algeria with Zidane’s name in the middle.
That is not merely football.
That is a full Bollywood production—with extra time, penalties and an interval.
Unfortunately, international football does not operate like club football. You cannot simply wake up on Monday, call your agent and say:
“I am tired of Algeria. Please find me a loan move to France.”
But during soccer withdrawal, facts should not be allowed to interfere too much with imagination.
Euro 2028: The Next Treatment Appointment
The next major appointment on my football medical calendar is Euro 2028.
Normal people may think it is too early to plan.
Football supporters understand that it is already dangerously late.
I have not purchased tickets.
I have not booked flights.
I have not reserved hotels.
But mentally, I have already attended several matches.
People ask:
“Why are you planning so early?”
Because football tickets disappear faster than defenders trying to catch Kylian Mbappé.
By the time everyone else starts planning, I intend to know the stadiums, train stations, hotel zones and nearby Indian restaurants.
A football trip without proper food planning is simply bad management.
Pep Guardiola would never enter a tournament without controlling the midfield.
I will not enter Europe without locating the nearest biryani.
World Cup 2030: My Itinerary Has Already Begun
After Euro 2028 comes the 2030 World Cup in Spain, Portugal and Morocco.
Four years may sound like a long time.
It is not.
I have already started mentally planning the itinerary.
Madrid.
Barcelona.
Lisbon.
Porto.
Casablanca.
Perhaps one match here, another match there and a third match somewhere that requires two trains, one flight and an argument with my luggage.
My wife may think I am casually browsing Google Maps.
I am actually conducting high-level logistical planning.
Some men plan for retirement.
I plan knockout-stage transportation.
The biggest challenge will not be getting tickets.
It will be explaining why traveling through three countries to watch eleven men chase a ball is a necessary spiritual and cultural experience.
Saudi Arabia 2034—Lord Willing!
Then comes Saudi Arabia 2034.
If the Good Lord grants me health, wisdom, strength and enough common sense to save the necessary money, I would love to spend the entire month there watching as many matches as possible.
Of course, wisdom may tell me to stay home.
That is why I am specifically praying for the correct kind of wisdom.
I want the wisdom that says:
“Book the flight.”
“Buy the ticket.”
“Attend the 3:00 p.m. match.”
“Take a short break.”
“Then attend the 9:00 p.m. match.”
I want to wake up every morning, check the schedule and ask only one important question:
“How many matches can I attend today without requiring hospitalization?”
By 2034, I may not be able to run toward the stadium.
But I can still walk purposefully.
And when necessary, there will hopefully be golf carts.
Football Taught Me Geography
Football has taught me geography better than school ever did.
I can locate Montevideo faster than Montana.
I know where Tbilisi is.
I know that Cape Verde is not merely the name of a luxury resort.
I know the flags of countries whose capitals I cannot pronounce.
Football has introduced me to cultures, songs, foods and people I might otherwise never have encountered.
For ninety minutes, strangers become family.
We sing together.
We celebrate together.
We complain about the referee together.
Then one team scores, and half the family stops speaking to the other half.
That is football unity.
My Temporary Survival Plan
Until Euro 2028 arrives, I will survive on club football, Champions League nights, Premier League weekends, La Liga drama, MLS surprises and transfer rumors created by people sitting in their bedrooms.
I will watch old highlights.
I will argue about Messi and Ronaldo.
I will continue examining Ronaldo Jr.’s international future as though the family is waiting for my recommendation.
I will dream of Zidane family drama involving France and Algeria.
I will prepare imaginary World Cup itineraries.
And occasionally, I will pretend to focus on work.
Soccer withdrawal is painful, but it is also proof that the tournament gave us something special.
The goals fade.
The results become statistics.
But the memories remain.
The stadium noise.
The national anthems.
The strangers hugging after a goal.
The underdog refusing to surrender.
The giant collapsing.
The goalkeeper becoming a hero.
The striker becoming a national villain because he missed a penalty by two inches.
And all of us promising never to watch football again—before returning for the very next match.
So yes, I am suffering from Soccer Withdrawal Syndrome.
But I will survive.
See you at Euro 2028.
See you in Spain, Portugal and Morocco in 2030.
And, Lord willing, save me a seat in Saudi Arabia in 2034.
Until then, I will be watching highlights, studying train routes and waiting to see which country gets the next Ronaldo.
Because football is not merely a sport.
For some of us, it is the calendar by which we live.






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